THE TRIPLE SPIKE NOW >:)

The Triple Spike Now is an iconic crashout by the Geometry Dash gamer Vortrox. In this crashout he goes insane and basically almost has a seizure in his chair after dying at 25% on Bloodbath, which is an extreme demon. In this crashout he says something like this. (text is down below)

*dies* THE TRIPLE SPIKE NOW >:), AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA *gasps air* HAAAAAA *wheezes* *has a seizure*

*5 seconds later* NEW WORLD ORDER IS UPON US. RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN

*another 5 seconds later* alright let's play bloodbath

by Communism Is Life May 17, 2025

Commonwealth triple

When a Lad performs 3 key moves to his girl in one night. The first being the sexual act of sticking a tube up your partners anal hole and pretending to play the bagpipes. Secondly performing sexual relations with a large black goldfish. Lastly producing such a large amount of sperm during oral sex, that it actually drowns the person performing the blowjob.

Oi bois, I did the Commonwealth triple to my bird yesterday. Her funeral is Thursday.

by Sebsass December 15, 2025

i dont give triple shits

I don’t give two shits, but it’s damn triple and you probably don’t give a fuck

Player 1: gg
Player 2: I DONT GIVE TRIPLE SHITS ABOUT THE GAME

by Zraco January 3, 2020

Super ultra mega triple hottie

The hottest I’m telling you the HOTTEST fucker alive. Like the fucking sun is sweating over this bitch. They are oh so super sexy and deserve the medal of hotness.

Oh wow today I’m such a Super ultra mega triple hottie. I should spin in grass while filming a video a couple times.

by Simpledimple June 27, 2021

The King's Triple Crown

Like the triple crown, but the difference is that you are banging three different girls in all three holes (vaginal, oral and anal) within a 24 hour time period.

Friend: Why didn't we hang out at all yesterday?

You: Sorry, I was busy finally achieving The King's Triple Crown last night with Katie, Kelly and Kara. I was exhausted afterwards.

Friend: Well dang, I'm not even mad. That is quite the accomplishment! Congrats!

by Hale No February 24, 2022

gawk gawk triple duster kluster buster

after reciving this godly performance you'll have non stop cum for thirteen minutes and your soul will permantly leave ur body

: a chick gave me the gawk gawk triple duster kluster buster and i couldnt stop nutting i nutted in my moms face and she beat me

woah ur moms hot

by deez nuts in ur mom202-2 May 1, 2023

rated RRR (triple-r)

its a tv rating where people have...sexual entanglement.

perv:OMG I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THIS rated RRR (triple-r) MOVIE -Snort-

by locallurbandictionaryexplorer January 7, 2024