hummus taco

An instance during which a female has a terriblely noticeable yeast infection, resulting in a tangy crust in the labia
Was going to bang Mackenzie, until I found out about her hummus taco. Really put an damper on our gradma's funeral.
by Voltistrem October 22, 2017
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Minty taco

When you wake up in the morning and covers a woman's vagina in toothpaste and then proceed to give her oral. This effectively brushing your teeth and making her taco minty
My girl wanted to get frisky before work in the morning so I gave her the minty taco to help me get ready.
by Exzachly69 May 21, 2017
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taco mamma

a hispanic woman that only dates white males she sometimes has a hoe behavior but usually is a very nice woman her name is usually Angelica,Maria,or Juanita
be careful because taco mammas often get really angry when confronted about the men they date or the way they act
"hey sweet thing",said taco mamma
"whats up",said white male
"nothing im just single",said taco mamma
"sorry i dont date taco mammas",white male
"bye",said taco mamma
by chicken_wangs_are_nasty February 06, 2017
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Taco Sloth

When you have firey Mexican diarrhea and can't make it to the toilet in time.
I totally have fully blown Taco sloth last night stuck in traffic, shit went everywhere.
by Astrosplatz October 20, 2019
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tanted taco

When a girl's vagina has been over exposed to the tanning bed making it appear as tho she has two brown eyes.
That girl needs to start wearing panties when tanning her vagina is looking like a tanted taco.
by dagogirl November 19, 2014
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Chocolate taco

A chocolate taco is when you shit into a womens vagina and then have sex
Oh man chad gave me a crazy chocolate taco last night.
by SaintedCrown911 January 29, 2021
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sick taco

A woman's juicy vigina during menstruation.
I started to go down on Deb but discovered she had a sick taco.
by Hot Dog 4891 December 18, 2011
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