real shit

100%, something real

Dat's some real shit
Let me speak on some real shit
My dog Mike and Ronnie stay on some real shit

by Mic Check September 11, 2005

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liquor shits

Explosive bouts of near career ending diarrhea stemmed from excessive drinking the night before.
Normally after one experiences this effect the hangover will start to die down. If it doesn't you are in for another two hours of abdominal torture.
Also related to tiquila-reha, whisky-shits, and green apple splatters.

Don't go into the bathroom, Jill has the liquor shits from last night and stuck the joint up worse than ever.

OH GOD SOMEONE KILL ME I HAVE BEEN IN THE BATHROOM FOR 3 HOURS WITH THE LIQUOR SHITS!!!!

by Lizz L September 5, 2006

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Clogger Shit

When you take a shit so huge that it clogs the toilet.

Conway took a clogger shit; it was so huge that the toilet got clogged and shit water overflowed from the toilet bowl.

by tttmack March 31, 2009

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Auto-Shit

Word used when auto-correct fucks up multiple times in a row.

Gf:Hru??
ME:I'm doing food
ME:I meant god
ME:Fuck I meant hood
ME:Godamn auto-shit

by ElectricBoogalo February 16, 2017

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Fucking and shitting

Refers to a particularly volatile or chaotic situation. Usually prefaced by adjectives such as massive, major, and serious. It can also refer to the destruction caused by a bad storm.

If John wins this election for chairmen, there will be some serious fucking and shitting in the company.

by Cecil Wood June 25, 2018

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Food is Shit

When the authority regards food as value, It’s only a matter of time before it spoils and ends up in the trash as those deserving were denied, watch and go hungry.

No, you can’t have seconds, No, wrong credentials, No, short on funds. Okay, times up, it all goes in the trash, spoiled, the “Food is Shit” worthless.

by Time Waters July 22, 2023

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