Love pants

Pants that are comfortable and make you sexually active

Wearing my love pants

by 5555two May 14, 2017

Pants Clowned

To be intoxicated, "fucked up" or otherwise inebriated.

Goddamn, Jimmy drank a gallon of Gin and now he's pants clowned...

by The JZA & The RZA August 25, 2004

Beef Pants

Common misinterpretation of the chant "defense!" often heard at American football games.

Why is everyone yelling beef pants?

by Mel4000 January 3, 2011

Pants Cub

A slight bulge in a mans pant, which is to small to be called a pants bear

While Josh has a Pants Bear, Jeff being smaller, has only a Pants Cub.

by dykemaj March 12, 2009

Headache in pants

Another name for a boner.

I looked at her and got a headache in pants.

by breakingher December 12, 2012

Squid pants

A smelly crotch area that suction cups to any penis it can get ahold of!

That girl Ashliegh's squid pants keep dragging ever guy in this bar to the bottom of the ocean.

by Bazemorerized July 8, 2016

Pussy Pants

Literally the best things ever!! Basically vagina shaped pants that were featured in Janelle Monae's music video.

I have the best boyfriend ever!! Last week he bought me pussy pants!

by Cyoochi January 24, 2019