kids help phone

a phone were you can call and get help/or is it... its not it is a a phone line were you can talk to cowncilers... but guess what you got to wait like 5-10mins before you can even get a fucking cownciller... me and my friend were going to prank call and we waited 10 mins and finally when we were conected we got bourd and hung up it wasnt worth the wait. they say you can call in emergencys but it takes to long to get ahold of anyone and bye the time you do your problem has already happend so there was no point in calling the stupid phone number FYI kids help phone is 1800 668 6868...

Example: "hey john im going to beet you up"
"no please dont" then i ran away i went to call kids help phone....5 mins later im in the trash can and i am talking to the cownciller after i was shuved in the trash can... she asked me " what is you problem john..." "nothing it already happend" "ohh sorry want me to let you speek to are head office person" "no i don......damit she conected me""

by mr.smarterass April 29, 2009

Phone check

To grab with or without force someone’s penis, quickly.

Phone check, bro! (Grabs penis, and laughs simultaneously )

by English Wizzer February 18, 2018

Phone tag

a silly little game where one bored person calls another and says "tag youre it"; the receiver of the call then continues the game by calling another person, and so on. The game ends when an annoyed person who has received five calls from five different people decides to not call anyone, thereby discontinuing the chain of phone calls. One can keep from receiving multiple phone calls by saying "no tag backs" to the person who calls.

stephanie got called five times in one game of phone tag because she forgot to say "no tag backs".

by stephanie December 31, 2004

E.T Phone Home

The act of calling a mate on your mobile phone, then sticking it up a girls cunt and seeing if you can continue the conversation

Guy 1: I called Josh the other day, but unfortunately lost reception when i tried the E.T phone home manouver

Guy 2: Fuckin fat bitches...

by pipeline69 May 29, 2011

Phone-Chuck

Regular or blinged out cell phones used for assault.

Naomi Campbell and her various attacks on the hired help with her blinged out Phone-Chuck .

by Candyrayne July 29, 2008

Phone Camping

Text Camping is when you send someone a text an they respond with such speed it shows the response was sent before the original text. At times creepy.

Example of Phone Camping:

wat up gurrrrrl? Sent: 10:13.24p.m.

jus illin at sha nay nays!! Recieved: 10:12.52p.m.

by Mike Litoris!i!i!i!i! July 22, 2009

Phone-a-topia

A group of people at a party or other get together who like to show off their shitty phones and text all night.

Fuck that party sucked. Everyone was texting on their phone all night. It was a fuckin Phone-a-topia in there.

by Twarrior July 26, 2009