nose surfing

Wearing a protective face mask improperly by exposing the nose, leaving the nostrils free to expel germs.

Look at that woman nose surfing over there! Hey, Karen, get those little nostrils in the barn! What makes you think your germs aren’t infectious?!?

I can’t stand these nose surfers!

by El Quequito April 4, 2021

Witch's nose

A dick that has warts and/or is infected with an STD that causes warts or growths.

Don't date him, I heard from a friend that he has a witch's nose.

by IntroT April 17, 2020

Nose Ring Theory

The theory that a woman with a nose ring (particularly a septum piercing) creates and often has a personally defined by personal trauma, a need to prove she's "authentic", disagreeableness, and far leftism. Often masculine men perceive these women as something to avoid.

Man 1: Hey bro, that girl over there is pretty cute. Should I show her the rizz?

Man 2: Keep walking bud! Have you heard of nose ring theory? She looks like the prize bull at the county fair.

by Obeflow August 27, 2025

Nose blasting

Aggressively doing cocaine, typically with friends. Usually done in large amounts.

I asked my buddy why it was taking him so long to get out of the bathroom. Too which he replied "I'm taking care of something. To which I replied "Yeah nose blasting!"

by JoeyY117 July 6, 2025

Swamp Nose

When you take your sweaty ass from a hard day of work and rub your asshole across somones nose

holy shit man i got swamp nosed last night when i passed out

by ChevyDmax69 August 16, 2008

John hippe-wiggle-diggle-nose

the best thing in the world , a person who obliterates everything else in his terms of cuteness , intelligence , strength and intimidation . the unseen god of this world

"John hippe-wiggle-diggle-nose is godly , hes a damn treasure"

by Child Le Ultimate June 16, 2022

Schrodinger's nose

During Covid times when you saw a white woman wearing a facemask and didn't know the shape of her nose it was all possible variations of a caucasian nose while she was wearing the facemask and you didn't know if she had a good white woman nose or not until she takes of her facemask and you get to see the actual shape of her nose

That white women has a Schrodinger's nose under her facemask I wonder what shape it is

by jamfish December 9, 2022