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rock neck syndrome

when you've been epicly head banging to spermtastic music and your neck seizes up, and then falls clean off!!!
Jim-Bob: "wooaahh, AC/DC rock my world man!! hang on, epic bit coming up, gna head bang this shit mofo!"

Sebastian aka john (wtf?): "yhh man, thunderstruck solo is so aweso....OHHH MYYY GAWWD, ARGH HE HAD "ROCK NECK SYNDROME"!!! COME BACK TO ME JIM-BOB, HOW WILL I LIVE WITHOUT YOUR GARGANTUANT NOSE?"
by Dr. Bougar December 1, 2010
mugGet the rock neck syndromemug.

Get Your Neck Wet

If You Don't Give Me The Money You Owe Me, You're Gonna Get Your Neck Wet
by EmilyA October 17, 2007
mugGet the Get Your Neck Wetmug.

High Tech Red Neck

Someone whose car in the driveway is propped up on old IBM AT cases instead of concrete blocks.
bubba: is dat car ever gonna run agin?
htrn: i dunno, i sold da wheelz fr beer money.
by daDebil January 16, 2004
mugGet the High Tech Red Neckmug.

Colts Neck, NJ

A town run by big name families from The Grande(The ghetto of the town) and friends/family of people that live in the grande. Many of these families are responsible for the distribution of drugs and alcohol to the rest of the town. Also famous for many snuffs, chips, and ko's throughout monmouth county.
Parker Ps, Queens Ps, Federal Ky, Hancock all headquarters in Colts Neck, NJ
by Parker's finest June 14, 2012
mugGet the Colts Neck, NJmug.

High Tech Red Neck

Someone who has a T-3 line running to his outhouse.
bubba: say, where d'y'all keep yer sears catalogue?
htrn: hit's rat chair under da router.
by daDebil January 15, 2004
mugGet the High Tech Red Neckmug.

Hold your neck right

It is the position in which a woman holds her neck (I.e. 45 degree angle)
Girl, you can get it if you hold your neck right
by Ol Dude388 October 14, 2018
mugGet the Hold your neck rightmug.

Sort your neck out

As in, get your shit together/sort your life out or perhaps, be mindful of your present surroundings..
Tommy-boy: Can't believe I've spent the gaffers wages.....again!

Benny: Tut tut tut.. You mustn't value your fingers much! You'd better sort your neck out boy or else

(Gaffer enters)

Tommy-boy: Uh-Oh

!!!!!!!SNAP!!!!!!!!
by GGGuni April 30, 2014
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