Matthew

A happy stoner

M: “hey is that Matthew?”
A: “yeah he’s a real happy stoner!”

by mic.writes March 20, 2019

Matthew Incident

The Act Of Stabbing Someone While Being Named Mathew

Matthew Stabbed Ms.Vanisha Resulting In The Matthew Incident

by bob the cow fish August 26, 2025

Matthew's mom

The pinnacle of attraction. The baddest bitch of all. when a woman is so hot she can be described as Matthew's mom

"Did you see matthew's mom walking down the street. Straight baddie."

by incogshmito January 3, 2022

Matthew

Matthew is a generous person he fine and short and dark skin. Matthew are the best boyfriends in the world I suggest that Matthews date Esthers because they belong together. Esther are outgoing and sweet just like Matthew. All females need a Matthew in their life

Girl 1- hey girl 2 did u see Matthew

Girl 2- yea I did he looking good today

by I’m the right one November 4, 2019

Matthew

Great one of a kind guy will always Be there when you need him. Sensitivethen he has to be lines everything very quick Absolutely amazing in bed. And cares about other people's feelings more than his self. And that usually are well endowed.

Matthew is a great name

by ONEANONLY February 13, 2020

Matthew

A slut or hoe that is know by their shaven legs. The are active but lack language skill, they are best known for exotic taste in pets

That ferret needs a Matthew.
How dare you call her a Matthew

by Dr. Lamennt May 30, 2019

matthew pierpaoli

Fucking goated ass person

Does all the drugs in the world and still chills

Wow you seen Matthew Pierpaoli I fucking love that guy

by 68 Korean bbqs February 5, 2022