Matt

Man who goes straight for anal, no lube.

Woah, matt Ripped my arsehole in to shreds to the point it was infected

by Big hot November 22, 2021

Matt Rates

Achieving rates approximately twice as common as advertised.

I was getting drops at Matt Rates while bossing today.

by Dry Gamer August 4, 2022

Matt-a-tois

Having engaged in sexual acts with 3 different men named Matt at the same time.

"Oh man, did you see Jenny walking all weird today? Must of been from the Matt-a-tois she got in on yesterday...those guys are way too close."

by mattislaw April 4, 2009

Matt

Where do I even begin? Matt’s are the most handsome men ever and stick by your side through everything. They are SUPER tall and have these STUNNING blue-green eyes that you can stare into for HOURS. They are usually somewhat athletic and are really good at 1 or 2 sports but love watching them. They are amazing story-tellers who entertain you when they tell their stories which they have never-ending with their fun life. They are fun and sometimes are OFF THE WALLS WITH CRAZINESS (this mood always creates the best memories and is an immaculate energy to collide with). They are your ride or die and like science and may even be a science teacher.

Girl: Hey who’s that 6’6 stud? He sticks out like a soar thumb.
Me: Oh that’s Matt you GOTTA love you a Matt

by Personbehindscreen5 August 5, 2020

Matt

A character from the youtube channel eddsworld who loves himself very much and has is also very intresting

Tom: matt, i dont hate you(?)
Matt: yay! Im popular!
Tom: no, i just-
Matt: POPULAR!!

by Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh November 24, 2021

Matt-oan

🧢 cap

Matt-oan is 🧢 I am the GOAT (therefore he's cap)

by Whatugondo October 17, 2020

Matt Indahat

Any one person that is just a bitch when it comes to everything. This person will pussy out on the littlest things... well basically anything for that matter.

A: Alright guys, I'm gonna go. I'll just meet you back there.
B: What?! You're such a Matt IndaHat!

A: Yo, when he came in the room, I almost fainted...
B: HAHA! What a Matt IndaHat!

by The Entourage December 15, 2008