Mussy

Mouth pussy

I'll pound your mussy like otter fucks a baby seal

by bean-666 October 27, 2022

Mushy

the greatest to ever do it the greatest to ever exist

the guy “Mushy” is so hot.

by Hazime275 November 6, 2022

Mushy

A person who's emotions are expressed in an overly dramatized manner typically stemming from jealously, tension or arousal.

Guys, I'm such a mushy. I can't stop thinking about how pretty that thot was from last night.

by VersatileFool January 8, 2023

Mussy

A massive pussy from a friend, preferably someone named Max, or has an M as an initial. Used as a nickname, main name, code name, or pet name.

Dane: What the fuck is that smell?

Sam: It's musty, it's crusty, it must be the Mussy!

Max: Sorry guys, my zipper is down...

Dane and Sam: What the shit Max

by AsianFetus January 20, 2023

Mustache Man

Mustache Man, a man who has two passionate lovers. He has a stunningly luscious mustache, obviously. If it is ever shaved, he gets immediate backlash because he just took away his best feature. This is how you know he is a Mustache Man.

Lover1: MUSTACHE MAN !!!!
Mustache Man: Wot
Lover1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Mustache Man: WOT????
Lover1: YOU SHAVED UR STACHE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo *cries*

by pinkypoodle9981 January 29, 2023

Mistys Misterious Frozen Poo Post

When someone is very annoying so we devise a plan to shite in a Jonny and put it in her letterbox

I’m bored , anyone fancy doing “ Mistys Misterious Frozen Poo Post “

by Gercoff February 2, 2023

misty sombrero

When you get in a tickle fight with your buddy and he laughs so hard it makes him pee a little, but you have a hat on to prevent splashback.

Oh man, that was some misty sombrero!

by boomdang February 10, 2023