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Max Morgan

A manipulative narcissist with insecurities that will make him try to bring you down. Avoid at all costs - although he’s right with money. Not one for the weak. Good luck to his future wife.
Omg he is such a Max Morgan I can’t believe he won’t let you see your friends!
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Piers-Morganistic

An obnoxious, smug, self-superior and pseudo-intellectual manner of speaking, presenting/providing information, presenting oneself in a discussion or debate that is unhelpful, annoying and often operating on false information with the glib and narcissistic presupposition that one is already correct.

Discovered in the morally questionable journalism, methods of discussion/debate, pedantic and childish mentality of British journalist/talk show-host Piers Morgan
"You can't just Piers-Morganistically declare that to be the case without facts or evidence."

"The way that guy talks is so Piers-Morganistic, it's unbearable."

"Harassing a woman in her hospital bed to get a scoop for a newspaper is rather Piers-Morganistic.
by Swilly Giggins May 2, 2024
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Fiji Morgan

An obscure sexual act involving the use of an antique American Silver dollar, clenched in the mummified palm of a dead Capuchin monkey, inserted into one's rectum.
Susan's recent experience at her local coin store reminded her of her very first Fiji Morgan.
by The Grunionator May 10, 2024
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Emily Morgan

Nickname for a horrible lacrosse player also known as a flopper or a wuss
For example:
- if you fall to the ground and cry for no reason during a lacrosse game then u are Emily Morgan.

- if every team that plays you does not like you then you must be Emily Morgan
- If you have no friends and cuss people out then you are Emily Morgan.
Lax player 1: “look there is Emily Morgan”
Lax player 2: “what a wuss”
Lax player 3: “I get second hand embarrassment from Emily Morgan”
by 337799 June 8, 2024
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Rory Morgan

An obnoxiously loud girl dunk off her ass, usually Captain Morgan, that is ruining the party for everyone.
Katie, stop being such a “Rory Morgan” you about to get us kicked out of the Applebees!
by JediWiz June 25, 2024
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Harrison Morgan

Dexter's angsty daddy-issue-riddled son

His teen years were a moody mix of "I hate you for leaving me!" and "Dad, teach me your murder-ways!"
Person 1: Ugh, the ending of New Blood was so rushed!

Person 2: Right? They spent all season on **Harrison Morgan** brooding just for that? Classic teen drama, but with murder
by Czeszka January 17, 2026
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Piers Morgan's FILTHY cheating slut wife

Does she need another break? Cuz my libido has been in overdrive that past couple of days.
Hym "So I'm laying in bed... Naked... Thinking about Piers Morgan's FILTHY cheating slut wife.... A break!? Ha! Hahahahahahaha! Hahahahahaha! Aha!"
by Hym Iam February 8, 2025
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