crying to the moon

To swear and scream in vain, because nobody can hear you or nobody cares.

There's no chance to make him understand, I'm just crying to the moon.

by tripps42 March 11, 2018

Taco Moon Pie

When a person with female genitalia bends over and rips their pants and all the business shows. See also: sausage moon pie (male genitalia)

Ugh! I was so embarrassed when I had my tights pants on and gave everyone a taco moon pie when I dropped my pen.

by PTA mom123 September 15, 2022

moon wallhop

A kind of glitch in Roblox that's described as a player getting flung while doing a wallhop.

A typical moon wall hop only flings a player around 100-200 studs. Anything over 500 studs is exceptionally rare.

Moon wallhops have a 1 in 1 billion chance to happen without a TAS, 1 in 50 million with a TAS.

Yeah good luck doing one of these lol

"That dude did a 1 thousand stud moon wallhop, what a legend."

by [massive skill issue] Robo July 24, 2021

Moon Gooning

Moon gooning is the act of chopping off a buffalo's head and gooning at night time. it is a sacred gooning ritual

Hey man, do you wanna go Moon Goonging tonight?

Officer to me with an unregistered buffalo head in the back of my car: "have you been moon gooning tonight sir?"

by anonymous November 12, 2023

Moon Gooning

The intense emotional practice of shiting cannon ball style ass up to the full moon with a native american present to bless the ritual

Honey me and the boys are gonna take this native to the moon gooning tonight and kill pelicans

by Goonieloony November 13, 2023

moon

A complete idiot who messes up all the time, someone who has lack of common sense and are oblivious to the world around them. A moon is a complete fuck up.

"I met that kid once, biggest moon ever" "Oh come on you fucking moon, you fucked over the fax machine, you mooned it big time man" "I've never met a man that mooned as hard as him, he was a huge fuckin luna"

by Una Luna November 19, 2014

Moon Ketchup

Ejaculatory fluid; semen.

Dude, I heard she likes moon ketchup with her meat.

by DeMarcus Waynewright July 16, 2013