green moon

never. if something happens during a green moon it doesn’t happen ever.

“When will you clean this mess of a room!?”

“Next green moon.”

by iWillMakeFunnyDefinitions April 23, 2020

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The Moon

let's face it: we all know the moon's a hologram

Some guy with a tin-foil hat: hey, did you know that the moon landing was fake? also, the moon's a hologram.

by Nukes.io February 15, 2020

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Moon pie

When performing sex lick the accumulation female discharge out of a women anus.

When I got done having sex with her I bent her over and ate that delicious moon pie from in between her buttocks.

by 3forlife February 24, 2020

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one of the original movies to ever be made. its a broing movie due to it being utterly scilent and with no title cards so we know whats going on.
the best i can describe the plot is: scientist wizzards build a bullet, get in the bullet, fire themselves to the moon, fight space crab lizards, get back in the bullet, and fall back to earth, all while they survive the vacuum of space.

"hey, do you want to watch trip to the moon?"
"nah, its so slow.

by doc of derp March 9, 2020

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