Switched to porn when my mom walked in

A joke often used in the YouTube comments section, in which someone says "I switched to porn when my mom walked in, it's easier to explain."
People who use this joke think they are calling the video weird in a funny or original way, when in reality it's been plastered all over YouTube thousands of times. Someone who says this is often referred to as a faggot.

Person A: "Lol, this video is so weird I switched to porn when my mom walked in, it's easier to explain!"
Person B: "This joke has been viewed thousands of times and as such has been rendered completely humorless. I imagine even the dumbass that came up with the joke is weeping right now."

Switched to porn when my mom walked in by Cleffroski January 25, 2015

soccer mom

I know that not ALL "soccer moms" are like this...So, I'm just going to define the STEREOTYPICAL "soccer mom".

A middle/lower-upperclass caucasian (9 times out of 10) female between the ages of 25-45. Known for their huge SUVs and mini-vans laden with corny bumper stickers. Very (hyper)active members in the school district (PTA, school board, etc.). Usually has at least 3 kids...blah, blah, blah. Also famous for the "sweater on shoulders tied sleeves in front" look.

But basically, a chick who still bases her life on the bullshit foundation that women were put on this earth to cook, clean, make babies, and raise babies. Their husbands are never around, because they're probably cheating, because more than likely, she's become more overweight and more unattractive with a drastically declining sex drive...But the soccer mom is to busy picking up little Rebecca and Timmy from karate class to notice.

Again, not all "soccer moms" are like this...but then, that wouldn't make them soccer mom now would it?

soccer mom by PS, I'm Black April 21, 2008

Paul's Mom 

The mother to which all 'yo momma' jokes begin.

Paul said, "I'm done with this"
To which Catrina replied, "that's what Paul's mom told me last night"

Paul's Mom by Chee$e Chick December 24, 2008

soccer mom

-a single unit out of an army of hitler clones that went horribly wrong

the modern mg42 can also be referred to as a soccer mom's asscrack

soccer mom by noobinessthe3rd August 15, 2009

stifflers mom 

N. A term exactly similar to milf but usually one who will actually get with the younger boys she attracts.
(obviously originating from American Pie Series)

CJ; oh my she is such a milf, do you think she's like stacey's mom or stifflers mom ?

stifflers mom by PB SLAPPER June 26, 2010

Facebook Mom 

The mom who acts like her family is perfect on Facebook. She post photos of her kids like they are the best, and talk highly of them. Acts like her family is better than everyone else's. After posting the photos of a "perfect" family on Facebook, they all start to fight.

"Hannah is such a facebook mom."
"Huh?"
"She always post stuff on facebook about how her family is the best, when really they are the worst, and argue all the time."

Facebook Mom by Facebook mom August 14, 2019

lucka's mom 

A prime example of a MILF. Truly amazing, a dream of mine in the flesh.

I saw lucka's mom's bush, and it was an instant hard-on.

lucka's mom by Flip August 5, 2004