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New Jersey Blue Devil

When you light you partners balls on fire using a blue lighter until they pop like a pop corn kernel
Yeah she gave me craziest New Jersey Blue Devil last night.
by Willsmithspapa420 October 3, 2024
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New Jersey Love Letter

A note that reads "I'm pregnant, call me" left under your wiper blade.
Sarah left me a New Jersey Love Letter, when my wife and I were eating at the restaurant!
by Bob from the shore February 5, 2025
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New Jersey Hula Hoop

To have 4 people face away from you, tie 3 straps around your hips and butt(and one more on your pelvis if you do not have a penis) and to rotate your hips as if you were using a hula hoop to anally penetrate the 4 members around you.

note: When in New Jersey, it is more commonly referred to as the Jefferson Hula Hoop.
"Dude, me and the boys last night tried a New Jersey Hula Hoop, it was strange at first but once you get the hang of it it's actually really fun!"
by NJLover81 February 25, 2026
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New Jersey Bread Basket

Vigorously shoving bread up your asshole and then shitting it out
My boss fired me so I hit him with the New Jersey Bread Basket.
by jackbosgames March 29, 2025
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New Jersey Knuckle Duster

A sex move carried out over 5 simple steps:

1. Aggressively goon into your hand before working it through your fingers

2. Pre-heat a grill to 180 degrees Celsius

3. Simmer the goon until it comes to a broil

4. Use the spunk glove as lubricant to enter your fist into the anus (minimum forearm deep)
5. Chop up the dead hooker and store her in an appropriate space for later use
Bro I totally did a New Jersey Knuckle Duster on this chick last night after the bar, bitches be crazy
by Pog_champ_gooner69 April 23, 2025
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New Jersey Blumpkin Patch

When a person giving an upper deckie is receiving a blumpkin from another person taking a shit in the toilet.
Person 1: what you get up to last night?

Person 2: I walked in on Erik and Walter doing a New Jersey Blumpkin Patch in the upstairs bathroom at work.

Person 1: Not a NJBP!! That shit crazy!!!
by LazerCat July 17, 2025
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New Jersey Nut Shot

When you fuck a girl with your balls and stick your dick in her belly button
Bro I had whiskey dick so I just hit her with the New Jersey Nut Shot
by MFa3 August 13, 2025
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