real shit

100%, something real

Dat's some real shit
Let me speak on some real shit
My dog Mike and Ronnie stay on some real shit

by Mic Check September 11, 2005

liquor shits

Explosive bouts of near career ending diarrhea stemmed from excessive drinking the night before.
Normally after one experiences this effect the hangover will start to die down. If it doesn't you are in for another two hours of abdominal torture.
Also related to tiquila-reha, whisky-shits, and green apple splatters.

Don't go into the bathroom, Jill has the liquor shits from last night and stuck the joint up worse than ever.

OH GOD SOMEONE KILL ME I HAVE BEEN IN THE BATHROOM FOR 3 HOURS WITH THE LIQUOR SHITS!!!!

by Lizz L September 5, 2006

Clogger Shit

When you take a shit so huge that it clogs the toilet.

Conway took a clogger shit; it was so huge that the toilet got clogged and shit water overflowed from the toilet bowl.

by tttmack March 31, 2009

shit tonnes

A metric term used to describe a whole bunch of stuff

There were shit tonnes of croutons in my caesar salad today

by ebsva June 10, 2012

Shit for food

When your friend has food on their plate, but you cant tell the difference between shit and food.

Your friend has food on their plate.

It looks like real shit, so you ask them what it is.

They say its food.

You reply: "You have mistaken shit for food."

by cscherme March 6, 2009

Shit limbo

The period of time between taking a dump and knowing there's nothing else to come, making it safe to do the paperwork and flushing.

The train was leaving in a couple of minutes but he was in shit limbo. Maybe he'd catch the next one.

by horsefeathers July 17, 2009

Shit Squatter

A person in an FPS game (Counter Strike, etc) who crouches down to shoot and it looks like he/she is squatting down to drop a steaming number two.

Player: I can't get up the stairwell because that shit squatter with an AWP keeps gunning down anybody that dares go up there.

by [[ASS:TIT]] Bucky Tredl September 18, 2012