human fly disease

The condition that a human fly suffers from.

Damn, you'd think she'd leave me alone after I rejected her 10 years ago.

Maybe she has human fly disease?

by humanflymagnet February 8, 2010

Human popsicle

What liquid nitrogen turns someone into, according to a movie.

Nobody's frozen body part ever falls on to the floor of a room with a kerosene heater, since an audience might see something out of one the Terminator movies after first becoming a human popsicle.

by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021

Human velocity

Human velocity is only 4 years old, and currently the youngest person ever.

-My name is human velocity

-you are the youngest person ever!

by penisballs08 June 26, 2025

Human

The average, typical person of commonplace or standard traits

A human is writing this right now! And, a human is reading this right now, as well.

by Warren Rodroff March 21, 2019

human puppy

A person who is into the bdsm pet play but generally plays as a puppy .

Hey clerk can I buy this collar , clerk: how old is ur dog , person: oh its for me im the human puppy

by Deadjockman April 3, 2021

human

hopefully you know what this is. you are one... or are you?

I am a human.

by Just a Helpful Person January 27, 2019

Human

Stupid mammals with clothes

Humans should be smarter

by Ig velocity_x October 24, 2019