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Hammered horse meat

Working big box retail such as walmart, target or kroger etc. This is a term to describe how awful a supervisors department looks when not maintained welll, or has been shopped very hard and not recovered. Usually the store manager is trying to make the assistant manager feel shame about their area so they will react quickly and get things straightened up.
Your sporting goods department looks like "hammered horse meat". What happened last night did you even have anybody scheduled to work?
by Into the night September 25, 2023
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horse glucose hoarder

a thief who steals glucose from horses using a syringe and hoards it for no apparent use.
Catch him! hes that horse glucose hoarder
by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020
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Reversed Horse-Girl

To the usually nice, polite and well-behaved horse girls, the reversed horse girls are the complete opposite. You can recognize them by their unnecessarily many chains and bracelets as well as their extremely colorful and eye-catching clothing. Since most reversed horse girls are between the ages of 11 and 13, their makeup is not really ''professional''. Mostly they only wear eyeshadows from their eyeshadow palette with 2 - 3 colors, which is often trashy blue or purple. As lipstick they like to use cherry lip gloss from the kid girls section in the 1 dollar shop that they bought without their mother's permission. Their hairstyle is often 2 ponytails with colorful Highlights or pink hair clips with rainbow fake hair.

The Reversed Horse-Girls are also some kind of Gossip Girls. They love to talk about everything that's happening in school right now - mostly about the bad luck of their classmates. If they get caught laughing about someone, they usually don't say anything and just look at the person with a judging and disgusted face until the person goes away. Reversed Horse-Girls are often in a group of 2 - 3 other Reversed Horse-Girls and they always need confirmation from their friends. These girls also like to watch series like ''soy Luna'' or ''Violetta'' with their friends if they make a sleepover. They almost always end their sentences with ''ewww'' or ''ugh''. Boomers often see them as the definition of young teenage girls.
-Example n. 1 - Reversed Horse-Girls at school-

Reversed Horse-Girl 1: Did u girls notice my new purple eyeshadow? I stole it from my moms make-up bag tss.

Reversed Horse-Girl 2: Oh my god so fash! Wha- EWW!

Reversed Horse-Girl 3: Whats wrong?

Reversed Horse-Girl 2: Omg did you just see this girl? Her T-Shirt was so ugly ewww

Reversed Horse-Girl 1: I wish i didn't. I think i'm gonna throw up ughh.

Person: Could you girls please stop talking so bad about my bestie? Why are u feeling good while laughing about others?

The whole Reversed Horse-Girl group: *stare at her with a judgy face for like a minute*

Person: *leaves annoyed*

The Reversed Horse-Girl group: *think the person got scared of them although she didn't*

-Example n. 2 - Reversed Horse-Girls in a clothing store-

Reversed Horse-Girl 1: Girls does this rainbow shirt suit me? I think the stripes make me look fat!

Reversed Horse-Girl 2: No no you look great! There's never enough stripes ughh.

Reversed Horse-Girl 3: Yea you look perfect in contrast to me ugh...

Reversed Horse-Girl 2: Oh my no! Hot pink goes so well with your hair color!

Reversed Horse-Girl 1: Okay girls. Let's pay i can't wait to get home and watch a telenovela with my besties.

Reversed Horse-Girl 2,3: Omg girl!!! *do an awkward bestie handshake so that their bracelets which are way too big make a loud noise and disturb everyone else in the shop*
by gllxssyy August 1, 2020
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Horse in a coat game

Similar to "punch buggy" or "pediddle". When one sees a horse wearing a blanket or "coat", they yell, "horse in a coat!" and proceed to punch the accompanying person. One punch and phrase per "horse in a coat" is necessary, otherwise the oppising persin can counter with the remaining punches. Also, the person getting punched may not hit back, but is permitted to hit another individual who has not yet been punched for that instance. Popular in rural areas, where horses are more common than Volkswagens or one headlight bearing cars.
"Horse in a coat! Horse in a coat!" (followed by 2 punches to play the horse in a coat game)
by Abdomen April 20, 2018
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Piss like a horse

To spend more time in the washroom, taking a longer leak than usual, all because you have consumed too much coffee ☕ or alcohol 🍸.
If you don't want to piss like a horse don't consume too much coffee or alcohol.
by Sexydimma May 7, 2022
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One Horse Deal

I don’t need your help Anthony! You are a one horse deal.
by Ridgeway-wrong way January 21, 2021
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Of course said the horse

Put a cat in the mug break the mug of course said the horse
by Djdraeger September 12, 2018
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