Woke Home Invasions

A woke home invasion is where the homeowner asks the intruder to give them a few minutes to get their weapon of self-defense.

I heard about woke home invasions where the home intruder gave the homeowner 5 minutes to prepare for the attack.

by jondich October 22, 2023

home wreaker

a person who fucks a taken person

you are a home wreaker bitch

by mr.takeurbitch November 7, 2023

Home-aggedon

When you're extended family visits and all hell breaks loose, leaving the home a barren wasteland of depravity

Kevin: "Buzz, I hate you and everyone else in this family"

Buzz: "STFU and eat my pants, you twerp"

Kevin: "This isn't hell... this is home-aggedon"

by Jack's Pepper Cheeze January 6, 2024

Home run

When one uses their penis as a baseball bat and smashes a falling birds nest when erect

Bro watch this, I’m gonna totally hit these pigeon eggs home run style

by CalmDownRobbo January 31, 2024

Please go home

Get out of my house

Please go home

by Hitmantheman February 8, 2024

Sweet Home Alabama

A known indicator for incest.
Derived from the Lynyrd Skynyrd song of the same name.

Steve Harvey: "When you were a kid, name something you used as a partner to practice kissing."
Jeff presses the button first, causing the buzzers to go off
Steve Harvey: "Jeff?"
Jeff: "Sister."
The audience begins laughing and clapping. This seems like a perfect time to play Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd, right? Yes, I know they're not actually from Alabama and that they're from Jacksonville, Florida...
After some time, conversing with Jeff, Steve faces towards the board.
Steve Harvey: "His sister!"
Although Steve broke down into laughter saying "sister," the board knew what he meant and proceeded to pull number 5's top answer as "SIBLING." And the crowd goes wild!
...
SWEET HOME ALABAMA!

by 7568ino February 10, 2024

home depot hot dog

A "Home Depot Hot Dog" is when someone sticks their penis through a hole cut in a Home Depot apron and puts various condiments on it before having their partner lick it off before engaging in fornication. Humming the Home Depot jingle is mandatory during this act.

"Want a Home Depot Hot Dog later?"

"Mmm yeah, don't forget the relish babe!"

by Lay uhh December 15, 2022