blue veined porridge gun

A chap's love length - particularly relevant when close to ejaculation...

"You know Mark - he's partial to a squat on the blue veined porridge gun"

by rubypuppateaux October 26, 2009

Tranny get your gun

When something involves a Transvestite /Drag Queen, and another person, possibly a heterosexual one male or female, a "gender" confrontation. This is usually not a good scene, will end in viscious yelling, tugging ,and scratching, and well as a razor or box cutter showing up for the finale .An old fashioned "street fight", with a modern twist!

As we were chased out of the nightclub by the Drag Queen -, i heard the door man yell,.. "Tranny get your gun " !

by Chef Michael Koshgarian Jr December 17, 2006

Fourth of July Machine Gun

Right as a guy is about to finish during sex, he pulls out and cums straight up in the air, like fireworks on the Fourth of July. Then he proceeds to catch his cum in his mouth and spits it into the girl's vagina, like a machine gun.

I didn't think anyone could get pregnant orally until Becka got preggers by the Fourth of July Machine Gun.

by mistermanager April 21, 2009

one shot fun gun

A penis. The one shot refers to ejaculation

I told this chick to put her hands up and i shot her in the face with my one shot fun gun.

by LB5K June 22, 2006

double barreled cum gun

A sexual maneuver where the male is receiving oral sex from a female with a cleft palate. Since there's a naso-oral communication, the male can shoot his sperm out of her nose from the inside-out, making it appear that she just shot out a double-barreled snot rocket.

After pulling off the double barreled cum gun, I asked her if she wanted a Kleenex.

by Clefty the Lefty January 4, 2008

Trump's 21 gun salute

When you and 20 other blokes drop their daks and show their cocks to the incumbent president. No-homo.

A Trump's farewell, I saw a lineup of 21 guys drop their daks and flop their cocks, giving Trump's 21 gun salute.

by de-pube January 20, 2021

Cum Gun V.2

Cum Gun V2 or commonly known as CGV2 on the internet. Occurs when your penis is as hard as a diamond and you feel as if your dick is about to explode like a 20 kiloton nuclear bomb. What happens is that your dick will start shooting load after load like a machine gun usually completely submerging the victim with your baby batter, with accuracy no one has ever seen before.

Jimmy shot his best friends mom with his Cum Gun V.2

by TheStinky February 16, 2021