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Grundle

1. The hairy sector separating your bunghole from your dilly-dally.

2. A room in a house/apartment specifically for men to hang out at, also referred to as a "man cave".
After a long, hard day of working in the yard, I love to come inside and scratch my sweaty grundle.

Man 1: Dude we've got the Nintendo 64 all hooked up in the grundle! Come over!
Man 2: Cool, bro! I'll bring over some PBR and an extra controller!
by SillySailor500 September 28, 2011
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grundle

I tried to shave my grundle but I just ended up making it itch.
by The Return of Light Joker November 18, 2011
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Grundle Grumbles

The after effect of eating at the Grundle (Harris-Millis) Dining Hall at the University of Vermont: a combination of gurgling, bubbling, gut crunching, grumbling noises originating from the stomach and/or intestines resulting from the suspicious and often questionable meals offered at the oh-so infamous place of culinary disaster.
oh no! i've got the Grundle Grumbles! I NEED to get to a bathroom.
by GrundleGoer October 4, 2012
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Groanday

This is the Monday after spring break; where every college student collectively groans as they wake up early to make sure they get to class on time instead of sleeping in at home/hotel room/significant other's house/etc. Being hungover from the night (or nights) before may also be a contributing factor.
Bill: *Groans*
Ted: Dude, get up, you're my ride to my 8am
Bill: Fuck that noise
Ted: I know it's Groanday but we have a test today.
Bill: Fuck it, I'm still hungover from Saturday...
by imthatawesome May 2, 2014
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Grundle Secretion

The scientific term for suffering from inordinate amount of sweat and wetness located around one's grundle. This nether-region, tucked between one's balls (or vagina) and anus, shows symptoms of Grundle Secretion (GS) due to any physical activity, sweating off the booze from a hangover, sitting in a chair that increases grundle temperature above the grundolgist-recommended 100.3 degrees Fahrenheit, among many others.
John: "Dude, when Megan and I switched airline seats I didn't think I would be sitting in a damp puddle. Do you think she peed?"

Grundologist Greg: "No John, she did not. She, along with 41% of other Americans, suffer from Grundle Secretion. That was just a mixture of her grundle butter. Airline seats often contribute to excessive GS."
by McCuntBuckets January 26, 2015
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Grundle Protector

Protection of the patch of skin between the ballsack and butthole (grundle) by way of plastic or rubber inserts. Often attacked by hands or genetalia.
A: How was da club?
B: Like shit! Forgot my grundle protector.
by GroupB May 5, 2014
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grunderson

What little white kids call their overweight parent or parents
My mom is such a grunderson she cant fit through the doorway.
by veemason April 4, 2016
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