Well. fuck

When something bad is about to happen to you and you know you deserve every bit of it, but still weren't expecting it. This is what you say

-Hey charlie -Yeah? -I'm gonna kill you now. -Well. fuck

by lurkinthedark August 29, 2010

Stupid as fuck

People who have no intelligence or common sense.

Man that guy is stupid as fuck.

See that guy Bill over there, he is stupid as fuck.

Why are you stupid as fuck?

by MrGlova October 26, 2012

fucking around

Doing absolutely nothing productive. Wasting time. Not taking a task seriously. Purposefully performing a task poorly.

syn: dicking around, doing jack shit, chilling
ant: trying, working

Some though he was running the country, but really he was just fucking around.

by IlyaB January 19, 2006

freshly fucked

the look of just having just had sex/fucked. Hair all wild, face flushed, bone breaking sex leaves a look to you. Freshly fucked is the only thing that can describe that look. just-got-fucked-hair

I look freshly fucked :D

by delusi0n December 5, 2004

fucking awesome

A catch phrase made popular by Dillon Markey as the 'piece de resistance' of the Nintendo Powerglove he modified to create stop-motion animation, as described in the documentary "Playing With Power." The phrase also describes the Powerglove that Dillon modified, and Dillon himself.

"The director comes in and oh aww aww how's your shot? aww aww and i fist bump and 'FUCKING AWESOME'" - quote from the documentary "Playing With Power"

by fnawesome January 17, 2015

DRUNK AS FUCK

something chicks with blond hair yell at the top of their lungs during social events after a single drink

Girl: "OMG IM DRUNK AS FUCK SOMUN HOL MY-" *puke*

Guy: dear diary... jackpot

by Holden_Makok January 5, 2010

Active fuck

1. The opposite of a dead fuck.

2. Someone who thrusts their hips during sex.
3. Being in physical motion, during the act of sex.
4. Combat-ready copulation

Michelle is an active fuck. She broke the bed last night.

by Harry Stroker August 17, 2011