Fart-handle

A person who has done something so lame that their existence is similar to a structural element of graspable flatulence.

"4? Dude, I thought you only had 3 DUI's, You are a major Fart-handle!"

by Sean Delay January 5, 2009

Fart Schizophrenia

When a person farts but the fart is intolerable as if someone else has farted.

"Everybody loves the smell of there own brand" - Fat Bastard

Person 1- "I just farted, it smells so bad"
Person 2- "You've got Fart Schizophrenia"

by Pacmannnn January 10, 2010

fart chimney

Also known as a "Sun Roof", this is an overhead motorized portal designed to allow hot sick ass gases to escape the vehicle in a convenient and socially acceptable manner.

"Open the damn fart chimney man, your poop fumes are making my eyes water!"

by PixelPusher May 27, 2007

laugh fart

When you have to fart inpublic, but
you don't want to be embarrassed then
someone does something so hilarious
or extremely funny, you fart during the laugh.

THEN ALL LAUGHTER STOPS AND PEOPLE LOOK AT YOU.
AND SMELL THE ODORIZED AIR.

John: OMGZ That was so funny I took a laugh fart!

Becky: LAWLZZZZZ!!!!!!!! *farts*. woops..

by jdouglas8 May 13, 2008

juicy fart

Fart that's wet. "Do farts have lumps?"

I just ruined my shorts with that juicy fart!

by 1st Sporty September 19, 2006

Fart Dart

To fart into one's hand, capturing a good amount of ass gas in closed fist, and then blowing it towards it's desired target.

He hit me with his "fart dart" and I almost passed out.

by thepopeofdope December 26, 2010

Monster Farts

A case of the farts brought on by drinking energy drinks such as Monster, rockstar, or Nos. Hense Monster farts being related to monster the drink.

Dave: Farts*

Sam: Dude thats horrible, you got the monster farts?

Dave: Yep been drinking monster all day.

by xxloosecannonxx March 21, 2010