TDGH (too drunk to get hard) 

when a male is so inebriated that his genitalia is not usable in a sexual act.

Girl: get your close off hunk.
Guy: ok
Girl: ...
Guy: what.?
Girl: omg you are TDGH (too drunk to get hard).

TDGH (too drunk to get hard) by Presidentrolf March 25, 2020

totally drunk slut 

a girl who you never see not wasted out of their minds and thinks its attractive to get on as many guys who usually arent as drunk as her in a night

Mariah is a totally drunk slut who hooks up with over four guys a night.

totally drunk slut by jackblackattack May 31, 2006

Bum Drunk 

The Kind of Drunk You get after two or three $6 bottles of Vodka. Stumbling, Drooling, Sluring Drunker than TEN INDIANS DRUNK. Just Picture it, Also see TED KENNEDY

I was so fucking Bum Drunk Last night I think I Shat Myself, Does anyone remeber that Fat Sluts Name.

Bum Drunk by DR. Know October 14, 2003

stomach pump drunk 

The act of being drunk to the point of near death, or needing to get one's stomach pumped. "Stomach pump drunk" is usually a "goal" acheived intentionally by those who consume ridiculous amounts of alcohol.

-What are you doing tonight?

-Bro, I'm getting stomach pump drunk tonight.

stomach pump drunk by recon_scout March 3, 2011

Flynn drunk 

getting unbeleivably hammered. may involve loss of memory and balance.

oh fuck. i was soo flynn drunk last night

Flynn drunk by tha man12345 December 2, 2010

night-drunk

When night is upon certain mammals they begin to act as if they have become intoxicated, with or without alcohol.

"Last Night I asked that ugly chick, Larissa, to marry me. Damn, that was some Night-Drunkeness right thur!"

night-drunk by TheNosebleedAvenger April 2, 2007

ambulance drunk 

When you get so drunk you wake up in a hospital strapped down to a bed with an IV in your arm arriving there in an ambulance not knowing what just happened.

Miranda was so ambulance drunk last night she had to rely on her friends to pick her up from the hospital.

ambulance drunk by hotmess.com June 6, 2010