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Douche nozzle 

Dan telese thinks hes smarter than everyone because he is a douche nozzle.
Douche nozzle by Douche nozzle 1234 September 28, 2018

Douche nozzle 

Douche nozzle by Spritecranberry November 27, 2018

Douche Bag 

Used as a noun, Douche Bag is a title earned by, most commonly, men who are...
Selfish, Narcissistic, Obnoxious, and/or mentally insane.

Douche Bags are most commonly: Chads, Clout Chasers, Attention whores, and Fags
Person 1: "did you hear what Connor did to Janie!?"
Person 2: "omg what happened!?"
Person 1: "Connor asked Janie on a date and she rejected her, so he spread a rumor that she sucked off LeBron"
Person 2: "What a Douche Bag!"
Douche Bag by phat.memes.87 March 21, 2019

Douche Cloud 

The cloud of vape smoke that rolls out of someone’s car window when driving
There was this asshole in front of me letting the douche clouds roll from his 2003 Subaru.
Douche Cloud by BigManBomb78 April 21, 2019

Douche Lily 

Similar to the common douchebag but tends to be better looking and smells better. Lowlife.. Piece of shit..Asshole..
Tony Cato is the epitome of a douche lily

Douche Canoe 

Someone who is such a jerk that they deserve to drown in a canoe.
Person: My Ex cheated on me with three other women and then had the nerve to say that I was the problem.

Person 2: Damn, He seems like a douche canoe!
Douche Canoe by Senpaiwaifu July 8, 2019