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Excuses are like corn ...

Excuses are like corn, there are many varieties.
Chela: I couldn't take you out on walk today, I was so busy and didn't get around to it.

Pino: Don't worry mommy. Excuses are like corn ... there are many varieties!
Related Words

Shucking the corn cob 

When a person performing oral uses too much teeth.
"I was having a great time until she started shucking the corn cob!"

Crunchy Nut Corn Flake 

The act of eating a milf's ass In a 7-11 bathroom at around 2:00-4:00am.
wow james just did the Crunchy Nut Corn Flake to Bill's mild mum"

Cat a corn 

Cat a corn is a cat that loves corn and other types of veggies and cat a corn will eat anything that is healthy for his body and cat a corn is always up to doing the right thing. A cat has wings.
I found a cat a corn while I was on a plane and it was flying.
Cat a corn by Cactus pineapple October 17, 2020

Iowa Creamed Corn 

When you feed your girlfriend several cans of iowa sweet corn and then the next day when she has to poop fuck her in the ass. When you pull out and there is corn and poop all over your dick shove you shitty corny dick in her mouth and cum. Then she chews up all the corn and cum mixing it together. When it's the consistently of creamed corn she then spits it into your mouth so you can swallow it.
Last night my girl friend wanted to get freaky. Good thing we went to the farmers market the day before cause I bet her over and gave her the good old iowa creamed corn!

Ayden the corn syrup kid

Ayoooooooooo if you dumbasses don't know who our boy is then gtfo out of here.
"Ayo are you Ayden the corn syrup kid"
"Yea"
"Aight ur cool"

Alternative
"You the corn syrup kid"
"No fam"
"What kinda faggot are you"