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Clam

When singer or musician hits a wrong note on stage or in the recording studio.
I heard a few clams at the concert last night.
by Swerdnase June 2, 2018
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Clam Jam

When the vaginas of two women are stuck together after extreme lesbian sex
Jake: Dude did you hear that Samantha and Janice had a clam jam?
Peter: Dude No Way
by Prolope421 June 2, 2018
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clam burp

Farts that come from the snatch. Often occurs during a forward thrust of the meat sickle. Many times odorless but can take on a foul stench if coming from an already pungent hole.
I was boning Sara last night and she let out a nasty clam burp.
by Wcmst4 June 3, 2018
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Clapping Clams

The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.
John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.

John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.

John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!

Brian: Not for the upholstery.
by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022
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Clapping Clams

The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.
John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.

John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.

John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!

Brian: Not for the upholstery.
by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022
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Cincinnati Clam Slam

A clam feast eaten whilst rollerblading in tight spandex suits listening to 80s disco primarily hosted in Cincinnati and is often primarily attended by the gays.
I went hard at the Cincinnati clam slam last weekend, I almost spewed twice while hitting a turn!
by BryceisCrispy November 13, 2022
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Clam Bake

When someone with a vagina uses a bong as a dildo.
I like a good ol’ Boston Steamer.

I don’t, but I enjoy a clam bake.
by uglyhot November 29, 2022
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