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lard chops 

What you call really fat kidd, and i mean really fat.
Cool kid: hey Lard Chops, your fat, and so is your mom!!!!

Lard Chops: yeah well!!!! im so fat im bullet proof!!
lard chops by ph34r_me July 4, 2005
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as in Karate chop. The form of both hands held out, open and stiff in a somewhat robot stance, ready for some ass kickin'. Just like in martial art films, but more in a way a child would do so, kinda Karate Kid style (Ralph Macchio).
We got a problem here, do I need to bring out The Chops?!

Sambuca chopper 

The act of dipping ones penis in sambuca, setting it on fire and whirling it arround like the blades on a helicopter.

This is refered to as the sambuca chopper, or preforming the sambuca chopper.
At Skanderborg Festval, Jasper did the sambuca chopper.
Sambuca chopper by Huus January 18, 2010

Carolina chopsticks 

To lift an object from the floor using only one's buttcheeks.
He left his book in the sonar control room, so i picked it up with my Carolina chopsticks.

taco chopper

Anybody else see that taco chopper slap that other bitch at IHOP last night?
taco chopper by Don Flong July 5, 2012

Whopper Chopper 

A device used to chop anything from vegetables to fruits to cooked duck. Known to have been used and sold by Fred G. Sanford.
Whopper Choppers are hard to beat!