bread planting

When one puts a slice of bread on the ground and then takes a picture of it. It would be preferable if the bread slice was actually halfway into the ground for the picture.

Hey check out this Instagram of my bread planting.

by Oqu November 21, 2018

Git this bread

It’s like your ready to run head on to something and your turnt up

-You ready for the football game
-Yeah! Let’s GIT THIS BREAD

by Yeeyeezucchini July 10, 2019

Bread Things

the Holy Food of placeboism

bread rolls with cheese and bacon melted on top

by DeeDee Ramone January 2, 2005

roast my bread

To give oral sex to a male. Can be used in any context, and as a code between couples.

James: C'mere and roast my bread, baby? ;3
Rose: Oh but of course!

by Jihaleh August 10, 2012

take the crust off my bread

When you cut the edges of your dollar bill off.
Does add a discount of 20% off your electricity bills if you've a lot of crustless bread.

Friend: "You have a good day?"
Me: "No, I had to take the crust off my bread :((("

by baozi bowling bacon lamborgini April 11, 2024

Alabama bread maker

The act of eating out your sister while she has a yeast infection. Then spitting it into your sourdough starter while she screams, "ROLL TIDE!"

This bread is homemade from using the Alabama bread maker.

by SaladTossr December 17, 2023

bread

The meaning of the universe.

Jake: Hey, what's the meaning of the universe?
Me: Bread.

by NotStrangeAtAll April 11, 2019