April 6

The day where stupid siblings are born who believe they are better then you, even though you know you are better then them.

Friend- I’m no longer happy
Me- I haven’t been happy since April 6
Friend- what happened then
Me- siblings

by Not_your_older_brother January 7, 2021

April 9th

National “My life is ruined” day.
The day where your boyfriend breaks up with you or you get embarrassed to death.But there’s one thing NO ONE should ever say April 9th while talking about it.It is known as the day we don’t talk about EVER.

Tutle:Oh no it’s April 9th!
Larry:Shhhh no tutle dont say the name.

by Tutle May 25, 2018

april 3

April 3 is buy a hoe day!

Thats lucky for u boys the hoe is on sale (;

Eyy it is april 3 let’s buy a hoe!

by Hydra :) April 6, 2019

April 20

National Pothead day

Hey John! Are you going to April 20 in sf? Naw I don’t wanna be with all the potheads

by Jejejehe October 21, 2019

April 19th

Teacher And Class Group SEX Day

Teacher: Class, Let’s Fuck eachother Beacuse its April 19th!

by UrbanPoo March 15, 2021

april 12

your gf will suck ur cock

omg its april 12 can i suck ur cock ?

by fabfgasghuabsgů April 11, 2021

April 27

National fuck your friend day 2

"Please it's april 27, spare me a smidgen of your coochie madam."

by nolifenortbert April 27, 2021