hey ron, where the hell were you and dave all day yesterday?, most likely trying on eachothers assholes
by Doug W. February 11, 2008
(AST) The time zone between actual time of arrival as opposed to the time you said you would arrive.
by Krico April 27, 2010
I am not going to wait around while you fondle your asshole, let's go!
Hey man, stop fondling your asshole and go get dinner!
Hey man, stop fondling your asshole and go get dinner!
by Mblue March 08, 2011
When a guy knows and realizes he's an asshole and doesn't owe anyone an apology for being himself, he's a self-actualized asshole.
Guy 1-The feminist thinks you should apologize to her for something you said or did.
Guy 2-She's the kind of girl that thinks the world owes her an apology and a hug because she was born a female, she may move on past the bullshit attitude she has used to control the males in her life, or she might keep it and still get no apology it doesn't matter to me which option she chooses. I'm a self-actualized asshole, I know.
Guy 2-She's the kind of girl that thinks the world owes her an apology and a hug because she was born a female, she may move on past the bullshit attitude she has used to control the males in her life, or she might keep it and still get no apology it doesn't matter to me which option she chooses. I'm a self-actualized asshole, I know.
by Solid Mantis October 26, 2017
The affectionate nickname for Urban Dictionary volunteers. Any single one Urban Dictionary volunteer who rejected any of my definitions that were actually good is especially deserving of being called a first class asshole.
I have had it with every motherfucking first-class asshole on Urban Dictionary rejecting my motherfucking definitions!
by Stupidly Sophisticated July 18, 2020
Damn, bro ... that bitch I brought home from Maneuver's last night had such a garbage bag asshole that I had to squeeze the ass cheeks around my cock so I could feel anything.
by CapnCrouton May 04, 2004
To display a level of awesomeness that eliminates all competition. To make someone, usually an audience, feel as if they have been torn a new anus by your amazing display of skill.
by John Bent October 31, 2007