1. Get a girl and do her doggy style near a wall.
2. As your about to ejaculate, smash her head into the wall inducing a nosebleed or other bleeding.
3. Continue to stamp her bloody face all across the wall, as much as possible
2. As your about to ejaculate, smash her head into the wall inducing a nosebleed or other bleeding.
3. Continue to stamp her bloody face all across the wall, as much as possible
I was potato stamping her all down the subway but only for art class.
by Jonny Sawyer April 06, 2008
A common sex position in Idaho where a man puts a potato into a womans anal cavity and proceeds to pound her ass until the potato is finely mashed.
by datllamaoverthere May 18, 2016
Mashed Potatoes means to take a sledge hammer to a paraplegic ( missing all their limbs) smashing them to a pulp and then proceeding in having sexual intercourse with the mushy remains.
A man this morning was just arrested for mashed potatoeing* a former war veteran in an airport bathroom. *Mashed Potatoes
by Herardo April 29, 2016
"who is that potato with the weird haircut?"
"that must be Dan Howell!"
pls do not bully the poor vegetable.
"that must be Dan Howell!"
pls do not bully the poor vegetable.
by lovesphan1948 July 19, 2016
The assumed lyrics to the line "get up on your feet, tear down the wall," in Persona 4's opening theme, "Pursue My True Self." A perfect example of how difficult it is to translate "Engrish."
Lance: Hey, you're playing Persona 4? Oh, I love that one song, "California Potato Power."
David: It's called "Pursue My True Self", dumb-ass.
David: It's called "Pursue My True Self", dumb-ass.
by gamerrox August 03, 2010
I potato you is a saying created by the outstanding Dj/record producer Alan Walker and his fans known as the Walkers. It all started when Alan posted an Instagram picture of him attempting to create a heart with his hands but it looked more like a potato so now we all say I potato you! It's like I love you but better 🥔
by Walker26283 June 05, 2020
Someone who doesn't play sports or go to the gym, but they still manage to stay thin and fit. They aren't on a diet and they still don't gain weight.
by Catlover2312 August 16, 2014