Columbian Pipe

When a man puts cocaine on his penis before he has sex.
“Hey babe, let’s do something exotic tn

“Sure thing, let me just put some fairy dust on my tool and I’ll give you the ole Columbian Pipe”
by Bswag money February 02, 2022
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pipes are clean

Post-ejaculation urination.
Sansa: That rape...I mean fuck was...amazing .

Joffrey: My pipes are clean now. I'm going to go clear my mind with my crossbow.
by Monkinator1 September 21, 2015
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pipe the doe

one guy “aw fuck, i wanna pipe the doe”
other guy “fuck man she hot you shoulda
by fuckmedaddy124 February 20, 2018
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one in the pipe

A humorous phrase used when a person, who is caught off guard, completely and immediately ends a violent situation by being violent first/faster/more efficiently. (usually a punch thrown resulting in a knockout, or a gun fired fatally at an opponent)

The action taken would be referred to as being the 'one in the pipe' and the person who performed said action would be in posession of it.

Similar to saying "I was ready" even though there was no way anyone could have seen something coming.
When the man talking to Darius' girlfriend tried to throw a punch at him, Darius acted quickly by throwing an even faster punch, knocking the assailant out cold.

"He didn't know I had one in the pipe." -Darius
by BigNastySteve November 16, 2023
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Pertifrated Pipe

A pertifrated pipe is designed with small slots or holes to allow water to exit or enter easily, but can only be supplied and installed in Sunderland.

This type of pipe is frequently used for underground drainage systems and other outdoor uses due to its ability to absorb and drain water in and around the Sunderland area.
We need to dig a trench to install the pertifrated pipe. This should resolve the drainage issues we have in Sunderland.
by Drainage King February 23, 2024
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Wesley pipes

He likes to paint
He is like Wesley pipes Tonight
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Piping the cream

Sexual intercourse while not wearing a condom or something similar to that of the term "cream pie"
Guy 1:Sorry I was busy last nighf
Guy 2:You were?
Guy 1:I was piping the cream into this hot chick
by Kai2004 November 07, 2020
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