Jizz On Pizz

When a man orders a pizza and jizzes on the pizza for the female to eat

Man 1: "Hey mark, I might use the jizz on pizz technique tonight with Lisa"

Man 2: "Oh yeah, she will love that"

by BMXHaribo August 30, 2021

jizz thumper

a man in his mid fifties who likes to roll around in his own semen and yell random shit as loud as he can.

your dads a f****** jizz thumper!!!

by num nut December 5, 2019

A Jizz Pop is when you put Jizz in a empty can of Baked Beans and leave the can of Jizz in a hot room for a few days, you will get a Jizz Pop.

"Mom nice Jizz Pop"

by CumRattle December 7, 2020

Your a right useless jizz dripper Pete said to him good friend Ryan

by Shagass October 16, 2017

I jizz a lot.

by otock April 2, 2023

Not your thing

“That is so not my jizz”

by Jake2364 November 26, 2022

(1). <n> Slang for semen.
(2). <v> Slang for the action of ejaculation.

(1). After we had sex, I had to clean up all the jizz on my bedsheets.
(2). I masturbated a bit too hard and jizzed.

by Miles4Daze March 4, 2023