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crust god

A crusty lookin mans that is most likely having a CRUSTSTACH and also will be wearing socks. you can praise crust god by praying to TYLER the CRUST GOD and if the crust god is sleeping never take off his socks because if you do ...........
YOU WILL GET ASS RAPED WITH A STICK
by Nonepicgamer39 November 14, 2017
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Crab God

The ultimate holy being that created the world and everything that exists. Has four children. Can be read about in the Crabble.
Crabble can go found on reddit at r/PraiseTheCrabGod
Smart Joe: I praised Crab God today!
Stupid Elin: I didn't!!!
Smart Joe: You will once you read the Crabble!
by Mr. Duk October 16, 2020
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Horny God

Someone usually named Eric that’s unimaginably horny and tends to hit on minors
Jesus Christ that dude over there is probably a horny god
by is-this-legal March 11, 2020
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God Church

A word from a mentally ill youtuber named jack paule. Basically he's retarded
jack: Hey girl what's u-
Perfectly normal non-retarded girlfriend: you're kinda retarded so i'm breaking up with you
jacK: WHAT.. well by the way my new merch is selling like a gOD ChURch
by jaCK Paule July 15, 2019
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Tri-god

A deity with three deities as parents.

(They can be created with the help of three deities).
e.g: 'A tri-god is still a god, but possibly triple the godliness.'

(Notes: There's also a unigod, bi/duogod, quartagod, pentagod, hectagod, septagod, octagod, novagod, decagod & so on.

Also, a tri-god isn't to be confused with a terza-god, which is a demigod that's one third god. Please read my definition of 'terza-god' for more information).
by Diana_Lucius_De_Collis December 6, 2022
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Weather God

A Meteorologist whose predictions are always right.
"hey did u see the weather, the weather man predicted a month ago that it would snow today and it did"

"Yea that guy is a Weather God
by Demolition5 December 29, 2011
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god fingers

you have god fingers when:
1. you can play the guitar or piano very well
2. you're very skilled at a computer game and types really fast
3. you finger a woman very pleasurably. you know the tricks, the pace, the motions
1. that bassist has god fingers!
2. look how fast his fingers tap that keyboard and click the mouse. i'm no match for him in denying and last hitting creeps he has god fingers
3. mikko has god fingers he made me cum last night
by mieke12 December 18, 2010
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