Staff sergeant: jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch!, carl what the fucking hell have you done?!
specialist Carl: exactly what you told me to do sergeant I burn the shitter.
Staff sergeant: jesus christ, carl do as I mean not as I say!!
specialist Carl: exactly what you told me to do sergeant I burn the shitter.
Staff sergeant: jesus christ, carl do as I mean not as I say!!
by Sparttjbkibweq23SsChief June 15, 2017
Get the jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutchmug. the 18th letter of th aplabete
by whenthewhenthe April 27, 2021
Get the hmug. And inadvertent nonsense message sent when your messaging partner makes you all nervous and sweaty, impairing your ability to properly operate a smartphone or other touchscreen device.
Often blamed on a friend's meddling.
Often blamed on a friend's meddling.
Texter 1: Truck h Up
Texter 2: You are horrid at sexting.
Texter 1: Sorry! That was my friend's fault. I let her type for me while I dictated but forgot she doesn't understand written English.
Texter 2: You are horrid at sexting.
Texter 1: Sorry! That was my friend's fault. I let her type for me while I dictated but forgot she doesn't understand written English.
by SassyHats March 27, 2012
Get the Truck h Upmug. H/N in fan fiction or imagine stories refers to his/her name. In a story where a character or partner is not clearly named.
Imagine Stories:
Your best friend leaves you two in the living room on the couch. H/N moves closer to you.
Your best friend leaves you two in the living room on the couch. H/N moves closer to you.
by rakeeb July 30, 2023
Get the H/Nmug. by smokinsena January 25, 2017
Get the Triple Hmug. A Sunday-services attendant whose purported task is merely to see to da needs of da parishioners, but whose real job is to quell noisy stir-crazy children who would much rather be playing outside in da fresh air and sunshine, rather than being compelled to sit still and keep quiet inside a stuffy musty meeting-hall for two hours.
If churches would offer more-generous helpings of ice cream and/or an erectory as incentives to attend their boring sawdusty-dry sermons, there would likely be less need for church (h)ushers to be on hand to deal with crankily-impatient youngsters and teenage boys.
by QuacksO January 30, 2023
Get the church (h)ushermug. 