Homeowner:
My toilet won't flush. I think there is a blockage. Please clear the pipe.
Plumber:
The drain pipe is cleared. We found written documents that caused the blockage. Who in their right mind tries to flush paperwork down a toilet?
Homeowner:
A Piece of Shit
My toilet won't flush. I think there is a blockage. Please clear the pipe.
Plumber:
The drain pipe is cleared. We found written documents that caused the blockage. Who in their right mind tries to flush paperwork down a toilet?
Homeowner:
A Piece of Shit
by ND86MBW February 18, 2022
Get the Piece of Shitmug. by Milf33 May 5, 2025
Get the Shit a brickmug. by SenPlab March 2, 2024
Get the No Shitmug. A governing body over Canada with the name Justin TRUDEAU, who primarily seeks to bankrupt Canada until total control of weak and poor Canadians is achieved. Telling sovereign Canadians that they are bigoted Nazis in hopes that other Canadian liberals will turn on the wise who seek to defend their very freedom. End the tyrany
by RICKEH! September 1, 2022
Get the Dip-tator-shitmug. A term heard in parts of Idaho & Utah sometimes, particularly when mildly disappointeed with someone's conduct. It too is used as an expression of endearment.
( I haven't figured that one out yet. ) 😂
( I haven't figured that one out yet. ) 😂
"You LITTLE SHIT get over hear and give me a hug. I haven't seen you in FOREVER."😂 ( Actually heard this....)
by I heard it on the street. February 18, 2021
Get the little shitmug. An old person between the age of 50 and 75 who doesn't realize what impact their grumpy mood has on the people around them.
For example the scene from A Million Ways to Die in The West, featuring the main characters father sitting in a rocking chair. The father is a Needle Shits Old Fart!
by Dill weed October 3, 2023
Get the Needle Shits Old Fartmug. when you wrap your dick around your ballsack and put it in your butthole and poop in your penis and load up and jack off and shoot shit out of your cock
by stretchgod October 21, 2025
Get the shit misslemug.