I like your kneecaps

gives you a restraining order to not go anywhere near a school

Mike: I like your kneecaps Mary.
Mary: Get tf away from me you creep.

by SplitPSoup September 13, 2021

your eyeliner is so good

whoever says this is secretly trying to let you know they’re gay and most of the time are also wondering if you’re gay as well

person 1: omg, your eyeliner is so good!!
person 2: thanks!

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person 1: i’m queer.
person 2: yeah i got that
person 1: would it be weird if i kissed you on the mouth
person 2: not even a little bit, pls do ur so pretty

by mwah_ April 06, 2022

bustin your stones

smacking your balls off ones anus during sexual intercourse

Bustin your stones tend to hurt for awhile after intercourse.

by Olive Blackhawk January 24, 2011

national send your girl nudes day

june 1st.

hey it’s national send your girl nudes day! hit her up with a spicy pic... with consent.

by ilikecock7492 May 31, 2021

Shoulda sat there and ate your food

you should have shut up instead of opening you mouth to say something I was gonna shut you down to.

me: says smth
tom: thats why ur grades are low
me: embarassed cos he said the truth\
tom:... yea... shoulda sat there and ate your food...

by don@MIT December 05, 2023

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by Elysmile April 07, 2021