You

The thing I want to be mine, the most beautiful awesome person I know, the one I love the most, and the one I’ll give the world to <33

I love you

by anonymous November 21, 2021

you

Somebody you can be sexy for. Sometimes not. Because that would be unrealustic.

"hey, Lenn, its three o'cock. I am feeling rather sexy for you."
- "heheyy, Cassie, that's amazing news. Unfortunately, I am not feeling sexy meself at this very moment."

"Hey, Greg, it's three no'cock. I am not feeling sexy for you."
- "hehey, Bitzy, such a shitty shame. I was just going to fuck your brains out."

by Krkič February 11, 2020

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

I hate you

What some people will say if they actually hate you or if it's just because you did something that they didn't like.

Some random person: I hate you
Some other random person: I love you too

by PhoenixGamer34 November 13, 2023

fuck you

wanting to fuck someone

when someone says “fuck you” it means they want to be in your pants ..

by gggggbitch August 31, 2022

Jesus Loves You

A statement which you respond to by saying "IN THE ASS"! You can also initiate the conversation yourself by telling someone that Jesus loves them. After hesitating a bit, you can add the additional "IN THE ASS" part to the end of your statement.

"Jesus loves you... IN THE ASS!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 29, 2023

Love You

A narcissist's passive way of telling someone "I'm not going to love you, I have better things to do. Go love yourself." This is done with the intention of gaslighting the addressee into thinking that they are actually in a normal conversation, when in fact, they have been manipulated in the most passive, charismatic, and grammatically-correct way possible.

"I missed you and I just wanted to know if you were able to talk!"

"I...have to go to work now. Love you! ~"

by silly-echidna March 29, 2025