dick-lurkin

"To lurk a man in a public place, house party or facebook"

Man, that bitch be dick-lurkin harrd

by Kionna Sweet* February 26, 2011

dick thief

Someone who engages in anal sex, being the one who receives. Essentially "taking" someones dick into their ass.

Toler: What do you think of Craig?

Nick: He takes it in the butt.

Toler: What a dick thief!

by dickthief March 26, 2011

Dick Glide

Lip Gloss

Oh, hunny! I can't go to church without my Dick Glide!! (AKA DG)

by Katey Kayne December 11, 2011

dick loogie

Synonym for skid mark, dip shit, and/or ass lick. An inaffectionate term for a person displaying the unrelenting characteristics of a complete and utter douche.

Dude! Quit being such an friggin dick loogie!

by Moiski June 16, 2011

Dick ditching dyke

A woman who is married to a man for 40 years comes out to be lesbian.

David, I am going to have to leave you because I am a dick ditching dyke

by Doobery! June 30, 2011

Dick-Mazing

You are an amazing person. Without you no one would be able to breath. You are the life of the party, or the shyest person in the world. All together, people love you. Because you are you. Many are inspired by your awesome ways and wish they could be friends with you somehow. Most people just cannot handle your dick-mazingness and might just burn up into the sun.

I just had a dick-mazing time at Rorys house mom!

by Pop Rocks and Pepsi July 4, 2011

Dick well

The list of willing male sexual partners that one has the ability to sort through when sexual interaction is desired.

"Nikki has been texting alot lately. I think her dick well has dried up".

by DHcontentus August 28, 2011