just like your dick

Useful comeback for when somebody says something that irritates you

^ Dude, that phony charm routine you use on women...it don't work anymore
> Yeah, just like your dick
^ Hey!

by thurb April 16, 2023

Ur a dick

Translate to: I am gay

Ur a dick

Damn I thought you were straight

by Sally face on steroids November 1, 2021

Liqour dick

When you put a condom on full of liqour with a hole in it and she/he slobs on your knob

Aw dude this chick came over last night and she gave me liqour dick

by Hertapussy driver April 15, 2023

Dick Dizzy

Being Dick Dizzy is when a women is overly submissive to a male partner. Simular to a man being "pussy whipped".

"But I love him!" "Nah you're just dick dizzy."

by Nordic1nomad October 20, 2023

Dick Eater

When a male or female temporarily consume a penis.

Bro did you see what he did last night? Now he's a Dick Eater.

by MISTER PENIS69 February 26, 2018

Dick day

The day were you can dick down your favorite friend or parents/cousins

Dick day

hey mom today’s dick day

by Papervut June 1, 2021

Cactus Dick

When a fuckboy has a really good dick game but you know he isn’t good for you.

I can’t resist Brian’s cactus dick.

by EMarchetta13 January 26, 2018