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Spooped my booke

Definitely a real actual thing real actual people say all the time. It's randomly improvised in place of sayings people actually say like, "scared me silly".
by GhostFrog7 December 19, 2023
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niggers in my ass

a term mostly used for when a nigga sneaks in your asshole
kayden: oh no! there’s niggers in my ass!
niggers: stop crying and take this shit nigga (clap clap clap gulp gulp gulp) kayden that shi so fat white boy i see the ocean in that ass
by G6$niper864 December 20, 2023
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my Volkswagen

My most prized car
(I don’t own a Volkswagen)
Person 1 “My fricken car is so cool”
Person 2 “What kind”
Person 1 “Fricken my Volkswagen
Person 2 “Oh shit”
by swag sam December 21, 2023
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Boggles my Noggle

A phrase invented by the youtuber iSorrowproductions. Another, sillier way of saying something confuses you.
That building is so tall! It absolutely boggles my noggle.
by illumaQ December 21, 2023
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my son so dumb iq 21 asian rap 1

My son so dumb, IQ 21
He try to make friends but they call him, ching chong
He eat the wonton, but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
My son useless, can't play ping pong
He try to get a date, with the girl Sue Young
But she said "Hell no!"
Cause he not da handsome
And my son so broke can't buy the dim sum

He text Ming Li, but she a pick me
Too bad he broke, can't buy the milk tea
If he talk back to me then he get his ass beat
Cause if you try me then I do da Tai Chi
Just listen to your mommy and go eat the kimchi
Or I sell your kidney for two dollar fifty
Do not think I forgot, you got B in Chinese
Ancestor look down on you, go say sorry

My son so dumb, IQ 21
He try to make friends but they call him ching chong
He eat the wonton, but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
My son useless, can't play ping pong
He try to get a date, with the girl Sue Young
But she say "hell no!"
'Cause he not the handsome
And my son so broke, can't buy the dim sum
by qmebtcuzokahdfgjslpxivynr December 21, 2023
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My School President

otherwise known as msp
one of the best thai bls in the world
it will be part of your top 10 dramas!!
person 1: "omg did you watch my school president?"
person 2: "no i didn't why?"
person 1: "you should watch it!!, so basically,..." *explains the whole plot of the drama*
by soobinsbluespring December 21, 2023
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my love for you

bigger than infinity squared, bigger than infinity to the power of infinity, bigger than anything ever
by y0u4m0m December 23, 2023
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