Shitting on’ kids

“Jizzing in the toilet, and then preceding to shit into the toilet.”

“Wayne can I use your bathroom?”
“Yeah but, I haven’t flushed it in 4 weeks. The water authority shut my water off and I broke my supply line for “the shitter” “
“Okay, should I just run to sheets since you’re poor?”
“No it’s okay you can shit on my shit”
“Okay, what’s this white funk”
“That’s my kids you can shit on them”
“Damn I never knew how much I would enjoy shitting on’ kids!”

by Wankertrickles66 January 10, 2022

Shit, guy.

90's Toronto slang rooted in suburban BIPOC Carribean and Gino culture meaning that's too bad or as an exclamation

Pronounced "shit giyee"

Example 1
My car broke down
Shit, guy.

Example 2
Shit, guy; Maryam's looking goooood.

by Tee.Tee.Cee. January 11, 2022

Bill Shitting

When somebody lies outright about settling a debt or bill that they have not even attempting to do so.

Dude, are you Bill Shitting me. Pay the fucking invoice!

by Gandgty January 12, 2022

Ring burner shit

A liquid shit that after shitting feels like a spent rocket

Just had a ring burner shit in the Taco Bell bathroom

by anonymous January 13, 2022

Shit

Your life

Your life is shit...

by Shigmaster January 13, 2022

Shit stick

Shit stick (The Shit stick) known as a penis coated in shit after having anal.

Guy 1: “Hey I done anal with my wife last night..”
Guy 2: “I bet you had a Shit Stick after”
Guy 1: “Yeah, my wife licked my big old shit stick like it was a chocolate ice cream”

by Tarrxn24 January 14, 2022

Schrödinger's shit

When you flush the toilet with the lid down and walk away. The toilet is now clogged and unclogged until the act of observation.

Damn it, he left a Schrödinger's shit, I can't believe I have to plunge someone else's crap.

by Xesmuclaro January 15, 2022