dick allergy

When a thot won't get with you because you do not have clout or money

Guy1: Bro that bitch won't get with me because I dont have money or clout

Guy2: Bro she got a dick allergy

by Droplet April 1, 2019

dick brain

if you’re a dick brain you have low self-esteem and are pushed around easily but the dumbest person ever

that dude is a dick brain

by Duh Vish April 2, 2019

Suck my dick

Suck my dick

Suck my dick

by You’re mom April 3, 2019

Suck my dick

A way of saying “fuck off” but funnier

-“You look like a potato in that picture” “suck my dick

by LittleLily(suck my dick) April 4, 2019

National grab dick day

On april 12 it’s national grab dick day

Can i grab your dick? You cant say no becouse it’s national grab dick day

by Trusmeyoushit April 4, 2019

Dick Suck 3

The third installment of the Dick Suck gaming franchise. Released February 12, 2019. The game takes a tense and intricate take on morality, loyalty, and faith in Nazi Germany and the United Kingdom during the Second World War. Often seen as a revitalization of the DS franchise.

"Hey have you played DS3 yet?"

"Dick Suck 3? I played it all night last night!"

by Kingfisher317 April 5, 2019

Slippy Dick

When a man goes out / leaves a party with a person he does not find attractive, due to unspecified reasons, but ends up sleeping with anyway.

A man who can't control his sexual urges once the opportunity presents itself.

Person 1: Hey, what happened after you left the party?
Person 2: I ended up going with that girl to her place and we had some intimate times.
Person 1: I thought you weren't into her.
Person 2: I got a slippy dick man, I can't control it.

by Sirbro April 8, 2019