pussy twat thot

someone who is the absolute worst. This type of person really just grinds your gears and no one word is right so you have to use all three. Also can be used in list form. ex: your on my pussy twat thot list

mike is a pussy twat thot

by pussytwatthot February 08, 2020

Twat bottle rocket

When you are handling spicy foods and put your fingers in or around a woman’s ham wallet.

I was cutting jalapeños for dinner last night and Becky tried to get frisky. I forgot to wash my hands and gave her the ol’ twat bottle rocket by mistake.

by Im AG AF March 05, 2018

Michigan Squeezing Twat

Michigan native who you are trying to pass or merge in front of that speeds up to close that gap.

I witnessed a Michigander towing their snowmobiles traveling at 60 mph in the left lane on I96 westbound perform a beautifully executed Michigan Squeezing Twat on a vehicles attempting to pass them.

by norm the plum June 05, 2017

Dirty 'ol twat

The female version of a Dirty 'ol Bastard in every sense.

I gave that homeless woman $1, then I saw her later with a bottle in a brown bag. godamn dirty 'ol twat!

by backotruck January 06, 2012

two wheeled twat

a butchy lesbian on a motorbike

that two wheeled twat almost had an uh-oh

by magicman123gone September 24, 2009

Coup de Twat

When an election result does not go your way and you insight a riot. Excusing it as a motivational speech.

He insisted a coup de twat

by Oracle bahama January 20, 2021

cum twat squat

The process of effectively excreting the left over ejaculate remaining in the vagina once a man and woman have completed vaginal intercourse.

In the morning Mrs. Green does her daily exercises, the cum twat squat in order to make her yogurt for breakfast... SHE LOVES LEFTOVERS and she is environmentally friendly!!!

by Chrailey May 22, 2011