by Jayremy May 04, 2008
fish tongue is a generic term used to describe most east asian languages. It derives from the fact that many east asians' faces look like a fish with its mouth open between speaking.
east asian 1: nihaoma! wakarimashta! soondubu jigae?!
person 1: enough of that fish tongue, speak English, dirty third worlder!
person 1: enough of that fish tongue, speak English, dirty third worlder!
by evolutionary_biologist10 November 13, 2018
by Unit1 May 20, 2020
by xxJIMMY HENDRIXxx April 06, 2013
A coded and secret phrase for publicly communicating the fact that a given male particularly enjoys cunnilingus, or eating pussy.
by Merriam W. November 01, 2018
shut the fuck up you poomba fish!
by ginge27 December 27, 2008
The Babel fish is small, yellow, leech-like - and probably the oddest thing in the universe. It feeds on brain wave energy, absorbing all unconscious frequencies and then excreting telepathically a matrix formed from the conscious frequencies and nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain, the practical upshot of which is that if you stick one in your ear, you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language: the speech you hear decodes the brain wave matrix.
"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
by Dr. Sago October 11, 2019