Don't Pull a Kevin

To warn someone not to write an amount such that the world graphite reserve is lessened by at least 0.72% and moving it all onto sheets of paper. Also to warn against one causing all the alphanumerical keys of at least 14 keyboards to fall off. Pulling a Kevin is strongly censured by environmentalist organizations claiming that this act causes mass deforestation.
The 14276 page essay was given zero credit, with a comment of merely "Don't Pull a Kevin".
by iWizardPro December 14, 2009
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Kevin Garnett

The coolest person in the entire world, even cooler than the basket ball player.
Allie and Grace love you Kevin!
by kevin rules! November 23, 2004
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Kevin Bacon

don juan
hey what's up, mon?
he's not jamaican
or KEVIN BACON...

...ok, WHO wrote that last definition? the one that's by "i love ewan also".
by we are so totally footloose January 03, 2005
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Call me Kevin

That guy that you see everyday yet have never met
by Blameitonjake April 07, 2021
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Kevin's Famous Chili

"The secret is to undercook the onions"
"At least once a year, I like to bring in some of my Kevin's Famous Chili".
by cairoan May 07, 2020
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Sir Kevin the Almighty

Sir Kevin the almighty glorious emperor supreme leader of the lords of the venerable rainbow llamas and related alpacas savior of all he graces with his presence and awesomeness. His dictatorship has rained justice upon all which he reigns as a benevolent king and a beloved ruler of alpaca LLand (haha see what i did there). He has a buttler (haha im so mature) chicken who has been described as a penguin who is a turkey.
Person 1: Yo, dude, you hear about Sir Kevin the almighty glorious emperor supreme leader of the lords of the venerable rainbow llamas and related alpacas savior of all he graces with his presence and awesomeness?
Person 2: Oh ya betcha.
by SirKevin December 27, 2018
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calm down kevin

When you are going way too hard for your own damn good and must calm down.
by Calm down Kevin February 17, 2014
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