Fruit Me

To be fucked and fed fruit by a sex slave while lying on silk sheets

The Unicorn - "I'm home from work. Fruit me. And my legs best be shaking when you're done"

by Chazza990 June 17, 2022

friction fruit

Friction fruit are the fruity bumps and residual fruit cause by fucking someone

through a hole in edible panties. Friction fruit can be enjoyed by the receiving partner as friction bumps or a tasty treat. The overall species is native to North America but very depending on which flavor you choose.

Aye Brooke! Do you want me the peel the friction fruit now?

Brooke: Nah, let's let em ripen a little bit and I'll eat them off the vine when you're done.

Me: You better save me one baby.

by Frictionfruit September 14, 2021

Quake Fruit

The Quake Fruit is a fruit that when eaten the guy/women is granted with power to destroy the world.

He is so strong its like he ate the Quake Fruit.

by xXreck_yournann11 December 13, 2022

Peaceful Fruit

Peaceful Fruits are fruits that are part of the Peaceful Fruit Society. With purity in both mind and nature; these good-natured, dependable fruits are harmless and actively bring joy to the world.

Here are the leading members of the Peaceful Fruit Society:
- Coconut (Just look at them!)
- Tangerines and oranges
- Many others

RIVALS of the Peaceful Fruit Society:
- ANY AND ALL PINEAPPLES. ESPECIALLY THE FALSE PINEAPPLE (SCIENTIFIC NAME Ananas Macrodontes)
- NEPALESE RASPBERRY. IT LOOKS LIKE A BACTERIA.
The following fruits listed are members of the Evil Fruit Society. You can tell because they're blood red, spiky, and look disgustingly devious compared to the Peaceful Fruits.

Come join the Peaceful Fruit Society!
What about the Evil
NO FUCK OFF

by OddSmartman July 26, 2025

Fruit loops

Don’t type this in on pornhub or you will never want to eat fruit loops again

Kyle: dude did you see the video I sent you last night?

Jose: yep now i can never eat fruit loops again thanks dick sniffer

by XII-NOSKILLZ-IIX December 8, 2020

Fucked up fruit

An ugly girl that you can't quite explain. In context think of women as fruits, and the fucked up fruits are the ones that don't get bought at the supermarket and get thrown out and eaten by bums.

Friend: "Bro check out that ugly chick"
Me: "Eww dude thats one fucked up fruit"

by Khwizzle October 26, 2010

nutty nutty fruit cake

that one thing ur science teacher never stops saying when she doesn’t like something

science teacher: i had to give up my planning period that’s nutty nutty fruit cake

by mrworldwidemr3O5 February 9, 2022