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clout monster

The act of consistant clout chasing that is regarded as being a clout shark.
My girlfriend Morgan is a clout monster cause she goes on my phone and likes her on pics on Instagram.
by Spicy Dick January 20, 2019
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pocket-monster

When your penis is erect or you just have a larger than normal flaccid penis and it is placed where your pocket is and is visible from an observer's perspective
Is that a pocket-monster or is that just a roll of quarters.
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Monster Lover

Someone who loves the drink Monster so much that they cannot live without it. If there was one thing they could marry it would be Monster. It is considered by them as their one true love and most importantly they consider it healthier than water.
John says, " Hey Dave I got to go my bae is calling me." Dave replies, " Who is your bae." John replies, " Monster is my bae." Dave says, "Your such a Monster Lover John".
by FruityPlant August 15, 2016
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fish monster

Fish Monster (F-ish) (Mon-ster) Adj. - The act of being a fish monster. A Fish Monster is a fat, ugly person thats crawls out of the depths of society and Lies, cheats & steals their way into an attempt to be victorious in whatever they are doing. They also eat their own boogers.
There is no way he should be were he is, he must be a FISH MONSTER.
by Pullout May 21, 2016
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blackness monster

a black guy's dick.8 inches or bigger
tron's blackness monster ripped my guts up last night.
by Pat Mcgroin April 24, 2003
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universal re-monster

monster sent by the plutonians to take over the earth. Master shake used it to terrorise Meat-wad. You can poke him with a pillow and kill him.
The universal re-monster cannot be stoped!
by Dinosaurus Spectacular May 12, 2004
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The Watery Shit Monster

I went to Taco Bell last night and I was attacked by the Watery Shit Monster this morning.
by bals642 October 24, 2009
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