little miss mushroom stamp

A person who has been given or is assumed to have been given a multitude of mushroom stamps. Could be used as an insult or a term of endearment.

So you think you're better than me little miss mushroom stamp.
Hey little miss mushroom stamp you missed drinks last night

by sdmama April 9, 2017

greasy taco stamp

When a female places her wet vagina in someone's face leaving her lip prints.

Matt: Bro, what is on your face

Sammy: idk
Matt: looks like you got a greasy taco stamp from that girl.

by Diablo8195 June 11, 2017

Nun in a jock strap

Used when describing how one can feel in an unneccesary awkward situation.

Stina: How weird was it when they scolded me for having my period.
Lina: Yeah... that made me feel like a nun in a jock strap!

by anitsanil November 28, 2017

vatican postage stamps

Toilet paper!

Please see Vatican Fan Mail.

Example 1:
Hey, are there any more rolls of Vatican Postage Stamps left in the upstairs bathroom?

Example 2:
Whatever I ate gave me the shits bad. I went through a whole roll of Vatican Postage Stamps already and I still ain't done!

Example 3:
Last night some fractious youths covered Melissa's house with Vatican Postage Stamps. Her parents were not happy.

by Fractious1 November 28, 2017

Chi t'è stramuort

An Italian offensive exclamation, mainly used in South Italy. Literally means "(fuck) your death and super death relatives". Can be used as adjective or as a simple exclamation.

As adjective: " Quel chi t'è stramuort del tuo amico mi ha trattato male" - "Your chi t'è stramuort friend treated me badly"

As exclamation: "Qualcuno mi ha urtato l'auto, chi t'è stramuort!" - "Someone crashed my car, chi t'è stramuort!"

by vitolam March 27, 2018

The daddy strap

The strap on the back of the popular shoe brand “crocs”. Is usually worn by a middle aged father of three who has a soft spot for telling unfunny jokes.

“Hey Todd, do you use the daddy strap too?”

by TML88 July 7, 2018

Afrian Rhino Stamped

When three or more mandingo's charge into a woman's anus one at a time. After they charge in and thrust they go to the back of the line and wait for the others to go in so they can do it again

That bitch ended up walking crooked after she got caught it the Afrian Rhino stamped yesterday

by YaBoiLongJaun April 5, 2019